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He offers the man who is not short some fries instead, to indicate what he feels about their friendship, but cannot say.

The man who is not short eats a couple. He knows what the man who is not tall means by offering the fries, because they have worked together a long time. And also because the radio explained it to him just then.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 45: A Story About Them

Tagged welcome to night vale wtnv a story about them

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andromedalogic:

OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME

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